Haus of Anus Application

Applicationfor Haus of Anus

Name (out of drag): __________________

Drag Name first name starts with an A, last name must be Anus): ______________

Age: _____

Talents (check all that apply):

Runway            Comedy

Dancing            Acting

Singing             Other (please specify):

Twitter: @

Complete the following:

Haus of Anus should accept ____________, because I am _____________, ____________, and love ___________. I am a cunt because _________________________ and would be the (insert name of drag queen previously on drag race*) ______________ to the Haus of Anus

*please ensure the queen is not already claimed

9 thoughts on “Haus of Anus Application

  1. Chloe
    Aria Anus
    18
    Comedy, Acting, Singing, Instrumental Music
    @shitbagdaily
    Haus of Anus should accept ME! Because I am gay, white and love doing irresponsible things. I am a cunt because I was born this way and would be the slightly less ethnic Bianca to the Haus of Anus.

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  2. Name (out of drag): Kelly
    Drag Name: Aunt Anus
    Age: I’ve been 30 for at least 10 years
    Talents: Comedy, acting, other (please specify): Drunk driving, getting out of speeding tickets and being a very (ir)responsible member of the family. I will also drink you under the table. Or dance on that table. So I guess I could list dancing as a talent? Maybe? Yeah. *hic*
    Twitter: @KelzOriginal

    Complete the following:

    Haus of Anus should accept Aunt Anus, because I am Anita’s goddamn aunt (which should be enough), I’m cool (don’t fight me on this one Anita), and I love anus. I am a cunt because I like to spike my nieces drinks to loosen her up a bit and spice up the party and would be the Sharon to the Haus of Anus but my STUPID niece (YES YOU, ANITA) has already decided to roll with that one so I guess I’d be the Willam…. (or Katya? Their lovechild maybe? Wilya? Idk.)

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  3. this is beautiful pleas accept me im a hardworking party city gal x

    Name (out of drag): ev
    Drag name: Assy Anus
    Age: 50 (im a seasoned queen fuck u)
    I have all the talents

    Haus of Anus should accept my ass because I am feelin my oats, an asshole and love anus. I am a cunt because anus and would be the Gia Gunn to the Haus of Anus

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  4. connor

    Aurora Anus

    Age: 7 (sorry not sorry)

    I can sing, play guitar, do comedy, act

    Haus of anus should accept me because I am great at life and a homosexual (meat muncher), I’m a cunt because I like insulting people cooler than me and I would be the jinkx monsoon or Yara Sofia to the haus @alaska4999

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  5. Connor

    Aurora anus

    Age: 69 (lel)

    I can sing the c-a-m-p-f-I-r-e s-o-n-g song

    Haus of anus should accept me because I am a gay white boy with a bitchy fucking attitude am a cunt bc I throw shade at people with nicer brows than me (everyone) I would be the detox or Yara to the group

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  6. Blake

    Drag Name: Anita Anus

    Age: a baby but also will b ur mom

    Talents (check all that apply):

    Runway x Comedy x

    Dancing Acting x

    Singing Other (please specify): x being punnnkkk also ask me anything about sharon needles I’m such a good stan

    Twitter: @sessograms

    Complete the following:

    Haus of Anus should accept Anita Anus because I’m in the fucking original two, I’m pUNK ROCK AF BBY, and I love everything anus. I am a cunt because I’m Chad O’Connell’s fucking daughter duh and would be the Sharon Needles to the Haus of Anus.

    (yes i just applied to a drag haus I’m already in wtf leave me alone i like filling out applications)

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